Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for August 14, 1975

Transcript:

man: what've you got there? alley oop: I took the biscuits off our plates while you were talking to molly! alley oop: ...I figured there wasn't any way she could spice these things up! here, try one! man: Good heavens! They're heavy as lead! alley oop: Yeah...an' just about as tough! man: Do you suppose, if we soaked them in water....? alley oop: Nope! I think we'd starve to death before they ever got soft enough to eat!