Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for December 05, 1999

Transcript:

Guz: Gadfry! I didn't mean for it to frighten kids an' scare animals! Umpa: Don't let it bother you, pet! They'll get used to it! Umpa: I think it's a wonderful memorial to you and so will everyone else! Guz: I sure hope so! Umpa: Have you thought about a dedication ceremony? Guz: Yep! As soon as it's completed, I'll invite everyone to come out an'.... Man: We're all finished, your highness! Umpa: You should be proud! You people did a fine job! Man: Where's king guz goin'? Umpa: To invite folks out for the official dedication! Guz: listen up, people! We're gonna dedicate th' king guz official memorial portrait, an' you're all invited to th' ceremony! Man: Y'gonna have food, yer highness? Man: An' dancin'? Guz: Why, uh, no, but I am going to make a speech! Man: no food? What a bummer! Man: Yeah, forget it!