Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for December 12, 1999

Transcript:

Guz: I think we shoulda had some snacks or somethin' out heer for th' folks, upma! Umpa: Some people might've interpreted that as bribery, pet! guz: Yeah, but at least it would have brought 'em out for th' ceremony! Guz: oh, well, I guess I'd better get this over with! Guz: Ladies and gentlemen, friends and neighbors, it is with humble pleasure and pride that I present this monumental work of art to the citizens of moo! Guz: May they enjoy its solemn majesty for many, many moons! It is the one thing I can leave behind that will last long after I am gone! Guz: When your children's children gaze upon it, you can tell them, "that was king guz, ruler of moo." I..... Man: I'll sure tell 'em! Guz: you do that my friend! Man: Yessir, I'll tell 'em I knew you... Guz: Good for you, old man! Man:..for what you are! A danged cheapskate who wouldn't serve any food at this here dedication!