Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for January 02, 2000
January 01, 2000
January 03, 2000
Transcript:
"Guz! Are you alright? What's th' matter?" "It...it's my portrait, Umpa! It's gone!" "Well, so it is! I wonder what happened to it!" "We saw some Longnecks licking it off, Yer Highness!" "That's right!" "They licked it off?? Why those @#**$ varmints!" "Don't fret dear! We'll have Arty and his crew repaint it." "The Sergeant can bring them to the palace!" "'Scuse me, Yer Highness!" "Come in, come in! Did you find Arty and the others, sergeant?" "Royal Palace of Moo: King Guz Prop." "No, Ma'am! Seems they all left town! No one knows when they'll be back!" "Gadfry! That means no portrait!" "I'm afraid so, Pet!" "Maybe you weren't meant to leave anything to posterity!" "How can you say that?" "Easy, I just opened my mouth and it came out!"
