Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for April 30, 2000
Transcript:
"Umpa! Ooola! You're back!" "Yes, we couldn't stay away!" "Umpa just had to find out how Guz doing with the birds!" "Birds...? Oh, you mean the drooptails! Then I guess you haven't heard..." "Heard what?" "He gave them to kag, the comedian!" "He gave them away??!" "Well, Umpa, it looks like Guz put one over on you!" "Umpa!!" "I'm glad you're back! I..." "I'm not speaking to you!" "??!" "And I don't blame her!" "What'd I do?" "You destroyed her ego, that's what did!" "How'd I do that?" "...The worst possible way...you out-smarted her!" "..>And you should be ashamed of yourself!" "I swear, if I live t'be old an' gray, I'll never understand 'em!"