Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for October 23, 2000
Transcript:
"Lemme get this straight...A ship brought you from your planet to th' mountain here!" "That's right!" "Then you DESTROYED it?" "Yes...after we removed everything that might be of use to us!" "But...why destroy it?" "To prevent any dissidents among us from commandeering it and returning to our home planet!" "So you're stuck here!" "Yes...by choice!"