Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for April 16, 2006
Transcript:
"I hope we never forget the importance of today's victory over Lem!" "It seems to me, your highness Guz, it should be recognized, the need to set events in stone, Moo's triumphs immortalized!" "Great point, Foozy! I hereby declare that Moo needs an official historian!" "An' how y'gonna keep it from just bein' written down th' way you want it t'sound?" "What are you talkin' about, Oop?" "Guz, wouldn't a country's history likely be different dependin' on whether or not they won a war?" ? "S'pose Lem got a historian. D'you think their story 'bout th' five-minute war with Moo would be like Moo's description of th' same war?" "I guess that makes sense, Oop!" "Alley Oop makes a brilliant point, considering the Neanderthal stock from which he comes!" "Hey! Who are you?"