Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for October 19, 2008
Transcript:
"You can learn things from a skeleton?! Like what?" "With the right materials we can tell how tall he was, what he looked like, the size of his brain, what he ate and how he died!" "Throw some hair into that find, and we can even do DNA tests to determine whether the neanderthal has any descendents living in the future!" "By studying the 'junk' he left behind, we can tell even more about what he ate, if he made tools whether he hunted or grew crops, played music, made war or lived in peace!" "I wish we'd known before that anyone might ever be interested in all those neanderthal bones and garbage!" "I hesitate to ask but what did you do with it all?" "We loaded it all up in a wagon and dumped it over the cliff!" "Dee? Are you okay?" "TAKE ME THERE!!"