Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for December 21, 2008

Transcript:

Foozy says, "Alley 'supre caveman' Oop, Won't you tell me what's the scoop?" Alley says, "Ooola chucked a rock at my head when I said I was goin' fishin' with Guz an' now she's off bein' mad at me! Meanwhile Ooola says, "alley is so stupid! He can't even figure out that I want to spend time with him for Christmas!" Queen Umpa says, "What a shame! did you tell him that?" Ooola says, "Well...No...But I gave him all the hints!" Queen Umpa says, "hints?! Ooola, you're a smart girl! Don't you know by now that men don't get hints?!" Queen Umpa says, "Forget subtlety! If you want something, spell it out!" Ooola says, "But I wanted him to figure it out! If I have to spell it out it takes the spontaneity and fun out of it!" Queen Umpa says, "Are you having fun now?" Ooola says, "welll...No!" More next week.... To celebrate Alley Oop's 75th year... Drawn by Nick age 15, Fairfax Iowa Dinosaur drawings from our young readers