Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for July 27, 2014
Transcript:
Lana Laronde's the star of "prehistoric world", has been kidnapped and Bernie Keltner, president of paravox studios, has received a $50,000 ransom demand.. Man: Do you know who has miss laronde? How long do we have to come up with the money? Where do we take it? Man: hold on a minute, joe! Man:I cannot afford to throw away $50,000 on a ransom demand! Man: But, Bernie, we're only halfway through shooting the movie! We can't finish without her! Man: When I saw you from a distance on the lot with those new extras, I thought the woman was lana laronde! I wonder... Man: You mean ooola? Meanwhile, on the set... Man: you're sure joe karstein sent you two to this set? ooola: Absolutely! Alley oop: Yeah, he said we'd be perfect as extras! Man: I guess if Joe Karstein said you could be extras, I'll have to see what I can do to get you in shape! You see, that's what a caveman looks like! alley oop: snort!! Looks like an ape! Man: Now you, on the other hand, have star power! you, I can work with!