Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for April 01, 2015
Transcript:
Man: Hey, do you have the authority t'do this? You don't look like a cop! Man: not that you have any grounds for complaint here, but just think of it as a citizen's arrest! Man: Ouch!! not so tight! Woman: It could be worse, you know! Maybe you'd like it if we put you in a broom closet and threw away the key! Man: Sorry! I forgot what a dainty flower I was dealin' with!