Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for April 05, 2015

Transcript:

alley oop: Don't even think about tryin' t' run! Man: oh, man! I can't get a break! ooola: It's about time you two showed up! Alley oop: It looked like you ladies had everything under control! Woman: yes, we did! Man: Hey, do you have the authority t'do this? You don't look like a cop! Man: Not that you have any grounds for complaint here, but just think of it as a citizen's arrest! Man: Ouch!! not so tight! Man: sorry! i forgot what a dainty flower I was dealin' with! Woman: It could be worse, you know! Maybe you'd like it if we put you in a broom closet and threw away the key! Man: Look, if you play nice with the cops--say, help 'em put a collar on stogie bertram? Man: They might be inclined t'go easy on you, and then there'd be not stogie t'worry about! Man: I can't help 'em get stogie! He covers his tracks! Man: yeah, but does he pay his taxes? Man: Gasp! Hey, thanks! Man: c'mon, let's go!