Get your buddy who publishes the school newspaper to buy exclusive rights to one girl’s story and then kill it. Get your fixer to pay hush money to another girl, and if he pesters you to pay him back launder the money you pay him by making it in monthly payments and saying it’s for something else entirely. As for the rest of the girls, just call it “fake news” – and say the girls aren’t pretty enough for you to want to give them cooties – that’s always good.
Get your buddy who publishes the school newspaper to buy exclusive rights to one girl’s story and then kill it. Get your fixer to pay hush money to another girl, and if he pesters you to pay him back launder the money you pay him by making it in monthly payments and saying it’s for something else entirely. As for the rest of the girls, just call it “fake news” – and say the girls aren’t pretty enough for you to want to give them cooties – that’s always good.