SUSAN NEWMAN might think he suffers from Bone Lazitis but Andy has a long medical history of workaphobia and horizontalosis. He has a doctor’s excuse from socialized medicine.
You have to use the right medical terminology, in this case derived from Greek. “Ergonophobia” is the word to use here – an irrational fear of any sort of work…
I don’t know if Andy is afraid of work, per se, but rather he’s afraid it will interfere with his crowded schedule of morning and afternoon naps, darts, snooker, pool, pigeon racing, football, horse racing, etc., followed by staggering home from the pub at the end/beginning of the day.
Edcole1961 over 13 years ago
Even setting foot in a job centre is a bad sign for Andy.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
SUSAN NEWMAN might think he suffers from Bone Lazitis but Andy has a long medical history of workaphobia and horizontalosis. He has a doctor’s excuse from socialized medicine.
Knightman Premium Member over 13 years ago
Well explained Lew! Yup!
kab2rb over 13 years ago
Andy you’ll think of anything to keep from getting a job.
cleokaya over 13 years ago
Ergophobia is what Andy has, but I don’t know if it’s so much of a fear of work as much as it is disdain for the whole concept.
Number Three over 13 years ago
There we go!
Andy can’t ALWAYS win. Flo must of been telling him that for years.
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ponytail56 over 13 years ago
how can anyone be expected to perform their work duties with that many phobias, give the poor (excuse for a)man a break
AgProv over 13 years ago
You have to use the right medical terminology, in this case derived from Greek. “Ergonophobia” is the word to use here – an irrational fear of any sort of work…
Jml58 over 13 years ago
I hate to get up in the morning to get to work.But if I don´t, I don´t get paid.And I hate that even more.
jpozenel over 13 years ago
There’s also that Bursitis that he suffers from that prevents him from lying on one side for too long on the couch.
Sherlock5 24 days ago
I don’t know if Andy is afraid of work, per se, but rather he’s afraid it will interfere with his crowded schedule of morning and afternoon naps, darts, snooker, pool, pigeon racing, football, horse racing, etc., followed by staggering home from the pub at the end/beginning of the day.