Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 30, 2017

There’s no hope getting an IOU from Andy at all.

How many pints is 20 pounds

@SOMEBODYSHORTOye what WAS that phrase? Oh aye “A Pint’s a pound the world around”.He should known,when it comes ta getting money from Andy,unless you’re a horse that’s about ta lose,there is NO hope.

I have a feeling Andy’s words will ring true for many Americans as of today… and no, I am not given to making unrelated political comments most times.

Loaning Andy £20 is proof that a fool and his money are soon parted.

Gives a new meaning to the phrase “I lost 20 pounds”.

Yeah, I heard of a woman in London who lost 300 pounds. She must have been really fat.

@BIATHLONNUT

A lady I know just lost 200 pounds of ugly fat.

She got a divorce.

Not smart if you “gave” him a 20. Weren’t you thinking?

Andy never passes up an opportunity to make a buck (or quid)

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With Andy around. Hope doesn’t exist!

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@Afficionado

My day was very good for a Monday. I don’t mind Mondays at all.

Awww. That was sad to read but happy that Bella had not gone missing after all. After all Connie is Bella’s mum!

Won’t be long until Finally Friday, I just have to keep busy and the time will fly.

“I had to go to a loan whale to repay my loan shark”…….

Smythe Classic

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Give up on hope!

There’s a fine line between hope and being naive, especially when it comes to dealing with Andy.

Why, oh why, does anyone EVER loan money to Andy?