Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 16, 2017

but there is something wrong with Chalkie’s brain

PPI must be a British term.

I Googled it—UK for Payment Protection Insurance.

@TAD1, what did you see when you took a walk outside…!?

Payment Protection Insurance? Pre-Pulse Inhibition? That’s one confusing Andy strip?

From the amount of booze Andy and Chalkie sup and if Ruby’s cookery skills aren’t any better than Flo’s it could be that the PPI they really need is Omeprazole or similar instead of Cimetidine. Chalkie is definitely channeling Stan Laurel today.

For those not familiar with the drugs in my prior post: Omeprazole is a Proton Pump Inhibitor while Cimetidine is an H2 blocker. Also known as Prilosec and Tagamet.

Could be " Pee, Pee of the eye…"

Pee-pee eye is nothing to worry about. That’ll clear up on it’s own. Now poo-poo eye? VERY serious. Emergency treatment is necessary.

From Benny Hill: “What is hire purchase?”

“What brave budgies stand on.”

I had a text from PPI a month or so ago. As per usual, I ignored it and it went straight into my phone’s internal bin.

xxx

@Afficionado

Mothers have hidden superpowers when it comes to their kids.

PPI are a nuisance. They phone up and harrass people. Thankfully, I rarely get nuisance calls now.

My day was less stressful today. Still flew over.

Yes. Her Majesty must have some kitty litter.

Normally, I’d criticize the cartoonists for making Chalkie unnecessarily stupid, but I don’t know what a PPI is, either. (At least I didn’t before reading the comments.)