Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 16, 2017

Yeah, I wouldn’t want to see that doofus at my brother’s mother-in-law’s family get-together (her maiden name happens to be Higginbottom).

Why is that pertinent??

Aye well my guess is that the BBQ is during daylight hours and Andy will be asleep on the couch,as usual.

The decided to charge for drinks

That is all it would take to make me happy.

Good!

xxx

@Afficionado

I don’t like men sometimes. Their attitude and their childishness is appalling. BUT women act like that as well which is quite immature and stupid.

The strip is getting worse every day, I only stay on here for you. I would have left long ago now.

Hopefully one day I will have an “old friend” to share great memories with.

I got a lovely bouquet of roses today from a client (not mine, I don’t have clients) He said he was going to get me some but I thought he was joking. It was a lovely surprise! Unfortunately most of my colleagues went home at 12:30pm as they always do on a Friday, I would have loved to see their jealous faces! Haha.

My Hay Fever is much better. Hardly had any symptoms.

If there’s free booze, Andy will be there!

The beans in my garden have started sprouting.

That’s a sure way to improve any party.