Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 26, 2018

Mr. Thwaites needs a better set of eyeglasses and a test for hearing aids.

Should have gone to Specsavers

He’s not only trying, he’s fighting hard to conrtol it.

They are just trying to pound out some legal differences, your Honour.

But you’ll never know how hard he tried to resist!

Who else? You wouldn’t expect him to fight with the defense attorney would you?

Andy would probably claim that the prosecutor started it.

As long as he doesn’t get into it with the Magistrate !

Shouldn’t he address the judge as M’Lud (My Lord)?

Bang! Bang! Andrews silver hammer came down upon his head!