Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 17, 2018

And Alan did not want to interrupt the mother/son-in-law quarrel?

What about his left ear?

Happy Father’s Day to all qualifying Cappers!

Well, the drink IS just an alcohol delivery system, after all, whether it’s the finest champagne or the rhubarb (or dandelion, or crab grass) wine!

Besides, MY mother-in-law was a SAINT, I tell you, a SAINT! (My ex-wife, on the other hand………)

What, the sill on the second story window? Or did you mean the invisible Martian with the yoyo? Er..I said that aloud, didn’t I?

Flo’s duties have been delegated to her mother.

I’m pretty damn sure Alan would know Flo’s mother. He’s known the family for years.

You learn something new every day.

xxx

I won a competition at Gala Bingo. I had to Like and Share the post on Facebook and “tag” who I would bring with me.

I’ve won a V.I.P Electronic Bingo Bundle. There were 10 of them to be won and I was one of the 10 winners who were randomly selected.

I will be going on Saturday to claim my fabulous prize. I hardly ever win competitions. Whoo hoo!

On another note, I had the most delicious smoothie yesterday at the shopping centre. It was a Blueberry Blast which contains blueberries, apple juice, sorbet, banana. vanilla yogurt and ice.

I’ve never felt so refreshed. Much better than fizzy drinks.

Saw a rabbit while out walking today.

Wow, Andy is such a ne’er-do-well that his wife knows the coppers by name!

Considering Andy’s reputation, she might not have been Flo’s mother.