Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 23, 2018

If you can’t dazzle them with your brilliance baffle them with your bullshit

Why did Andy come back home that early, sober…!?

Romance is like pitching a baseball game. You have to throw curve ball every now and then

This one I don’t buy! ;o}

You’re likely to get interrogated. That’s about it. With the odd chance of a bit more lovin’ than you want tonight.

Laying the groundwork for future mooching.

lucky i guess,

you flabbergasted and dumbfounded me as well, Andrew

“Hello, dream barge!”

Yeah. Maybe not right now, Andy.

xxx

I was at the betting shop today (not for myself) and I got asked for ID. Along with the words of “You don’t seem to look over 21”

I loved it!

I was carded at 35!! After that, I let my beard grow.

Ah, the old “perplex them with nonsense” ploy.

He may not have been after anything at that moment, but the day isn’t over.