Okay, let’s start: An honest day’s work in his life, Give the slightest bit of respect to Guitar Bob, Pay his bills, Buy a round – do you want me to go on…?!
They should make an “Andy Capp Charges” form. The constable can just check off the ones that apply and save themselves and the desk sergeant some time.
Templo S.U.D. over 6 years ago
touché, PC at the PC
whataboytjiex2 over 6 years ago
Go home!, fall into the canal….?
ChukLitl Premium Member over 6 years ago
It’s Andy. Just copy & paste the last one.
enigmamz over 6 years ago
Rape, arson, murder, all those white collar crimes, not to mention “conspiracy to commit” all those…. that list is actually a LOT longer.
bixya over 6 years ago
He never paid his beer, here’s one
Nyckname over 6 years ago
I hate having my bottom higginned.
the lost wizard over 6 years ago
Just another ordinary day.
Troglodyte over 6 years ago
Okay, let’s start: An honest day’s work in his life, Give the slightest bit of respect to Guitar Bob, Pay his bills, Buy a round – do you want me to go on…?!
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 6 years ago
Likely nothing work related.
Plods with ...™ over 6 years ago
Just copy and paste from previous run ins
Russell Bedford over 6 years ago
Is Higginbottom really politically correct?
Bill The Nuke over 6 years ago
How about “Andy’s List #2”? Just pre-print them.
Dragoncat over 6 years ago
This is Andy Capp we’re talking about… He needs his own database. That poor keyboard is exhausted.
ElGato over 6 years ago
Andy Capp is just no good.
pcolli over 6 years ago
There are more things that Andy hasn’t done than what he has done.
Number Three over 6 years ago
I think the copper has a point there. Why complicate things?
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tad1 over 6 years ago
Hmm, let’s see. Well, as far as we know, Andy Capp has never committed cannibalism or detonated a nuclear bomb.
Sherlock5 about 1 year ago
They should make an “Andy Capp Charges” form. The constable can just check off the ones that apply and save themselves and the desk sergeant some time.