Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 17, 2018

let me guess: Andy’s team didn’t win

@Number Three Today’s strip is a statement by Mr Andrew Capp not a funny quip :o{ , I wish that there were spray cans like the one in my avatar that dispenses bats to get rid of pesky mozzies , I get attacked by swarms of the critters whenever I go outside since I am still wearing short trousers and sleeveless T-shirts , and I read that they only bite pregnant ladies and diabetics and I am not :o), do you have that problem when you go out, and are the horses that you fed mints to still there? take care and keep up your good deeds pal

I did the same too but not for interview when I left St Mary’s Stadium, my favourite club Southampton FC whenever they lost. GRRRRRR!!!!!

Mr. Capp, EVERYONE in that stadium thinks the best part is when YOU left!!

What does “HUFC” stand for?

Why is the interviewer asking Andy that question before the match is even over…!?

It seems ages since we saw Andy playing football and fouling other players.

xxx

@Afficionado

Forget about spray to keep the mozzies away. We need Troll Spray. Lots of it.

I have never heard of mosquitos in the UK. Too cold for them I think.

There are some different horses there now. I really hope Merlin and Sebastian haven’t left for good. Merlin has been at those stables since he was a baby. Not sure about Seb.

Those reporters had better run away before Andy takes his anger out on them. (Wouldn’t put it past him to do that. On another note, saw a squirrel while out walking yesterday. It was eating a pine cone. (Didn’t know they did that.)