Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for November 01, 2018

what ISN’T with Andy, chap in the blue?

Sip more ale ’til you see triple, then aim for the one in the middle.

@Number Three In today’s strip Mr Andrew Capp is still functioning after all that ale but his blurred vision will loose him the darts match :o) , my avatar today is random for Halloween , in Catholic countries today we celebrate the day of the dead and go visit our loved ones’ last resting place when we were young our dad used to take my late sister and me to our main Cemitary where we have our personal grave and lay flowers and say a prayer, sorry for being morbid today but I miss dad, nobody came trick or treating yesterday because it has been raining for the last 48 hrs have a nice day pal , ours will be busy

@Linguist Feliz Dios de los Muertes Amigo

Andy sips? I always imagined him to be more of a guzzler.

I always thought Andy did his best when snockered Cappers. Maybe that was just at snooker though.

I don’t think “sipping” is the right term for what Andy does.

If he could get someone to hold the dartboard still, he might be able to hit it.

He should be seeing more darts as well! Problem solved. lol!

Andy sipped? More likely he inhaled!

I guess you have to play darts to get this gag!

I wonder how Andy would react if he saw 4 Flo’s! All 4 of them with a scowl on their faces.

Andy would pass out on the spot. That’s scarier than anything Halloween can come up with!

xxx

@Afficionado

You think you are being morbid?

My funeral is already paid for. All I need to do now is to buy a plot. The songs I’m going to have (so far) are “Sounds of Silence” by Simon & Garfunkel and “Africa” by Toto. I have no connections to Africa whatsoever, I just like the song. However I can change them if I want.

And I’ve chosen to be buried and not created. Cremation seems to be popular though.

So don’t worry about being morbid.

There were no Trick or Treaters at our door either.

Sipping ale? You’re too polite. Chalkie. Call it like it is. Andy was guzzling beer,