Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 19, 2019

just for that remark, Andy, you can continue to lie on the sofa for the night

@Number Three not surprisingly , today’s strip is not funny, our lazy Hero Mr Andrew Capp is being flippant with poor hard working Flo :o{ right? my avatar is a picture of my birth sign Leo , to show that I am over my doldrums and am raring to go how was your day , ours should be busy, but with a good woman like Connie at my side , we manage to cope, have fun and thanks for caring pal.

Railway tracks.

Since Andy insists on being a lazy, cheating, drunken, do nothing he ought to go into politics and be a professional lazy, cheating, drunken, do nothing

Maybe Flo should hook Andy up to a car battery and give her a jolt.

Oh just lie about, being as how you’re a lie about.

in a coffin

Yes, Flo should dump him, but then we wouldn’t have a cartoon, would we.

Sweet and considerate as always, our Andy! :P

Six feet under.

In an alley somewhere with your friends, the rats.

OUTSIDE in the street with the rest of his buddys

In the gutter!

In the sewer!

He’s so accomodating.

Lay not lie.

Andy lies on the sofa, Andy lies at the kitchen table, Andy lies in the pub, Andy lies at the snooker table, Andy lies playing poker, Andy lies wherever he goes.