Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 23, 2020

so close to have your hopes up… again

We know darned well that Andy won’t lift a finger except to lift cash from Flo’s purse.

@Linguist Today’s strip is slightly funny and with extra panels our HERO Mr Andrew Capp extolling the virtues of a tea towel could merit a grin at best:o) my avatar is a picture of my birth sign Leo roaring his head off because he is in a good mood like I am , comment avez vous passe votre jour mon moins vieux amiour day should be busy but calm I hope but Connie will have to watch the holy Mass on the telly because our main church is too far for her to walk and you have to book a place with a chance of being sent back :o{ it never bothered me God is everywhere,anyway if I go to hell when I kick the bucket I have a lot of friends there :o) take care, a bientot amicho

Don’t be stupid Ruby.

High technology for low purposes.

A very practical fellow and a savvy consumer!

Most nights Andy is tighter than the bottle tops!

For Andy, that’s work.

Does England even have twist top beer bottles?

Andy wash dishes? That’ll be the day! I remember seeing an Andy Capp strip where the sight of a man washing dishes was enough to drive Andy to drink.

Things that are so wrong they need to be wrung: (i) Andy’s neck, (ii) Rube’s washing.