Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 14, 2021

good one, Flo

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny , our HERO Mr Andrew Capp must have failed to swoop fast enough for Flo’s purse so he is home sober and watching the Animal Planet channel :o} my avatar is a spoof of GOD wanting to sue the terrorist for killing innocent people in HIS name , but where can HE find a lawyer in Heaven? :o) , how was your day? our should be a little busy but sad Silvana’s dad , has been instiutionallized and put on intravenous drip because he can’t swallow and has no idea of time and place and does not recognize his wife ,Silvana or Arthur, we have no shopping or errands to run so we will just chill and drink lots of chilled bottled water and stay in rooms with A/C or huge fans because of the worst heat wave to hit Malta in the last 100 years Keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

Then he’ll rush to the pub.

Flo is rather observant.

…or when it’s his round and he’s off to the loo.

I thought Andy was more a stealthy hunter, ambushing the purse from hiding.

And here’s where the money went….

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-14th-july-2021-24469437

She knows!

Leave a set mouse trap in the purse.

Ouch! Flo’s a bit of a predator, herself

I had never equated Andy Capp with a falcon.

Now I’m wondering who is the master, and who is the student – Andy or Ninja Sloth at Off the Mark.

that’s right lol

I like this remark – ha, ha, ha,ha!!

swoops at 200 mph – almost as fast as those Sunday Preachers begging “send me money and God will bless you lies.” You can’t bribe the LORD.

An English version of Speedy Gonzalez?

Andy is Swift when he is Robin Flo’s purse for Sparrow change, she has to watch him like a Hawk or he will Macaw(f) with the whole nest egg…

Haha! Witty remark, Flo. Although it’s true!

xxx

@Afficionado

So sorry to hear Silvana’s Dad is deteriorating. It sounds like a scary and upsetting time.

I met up with my fairly new friend today. It was the most beautiful day weather wise. Quite hot though. Unfortunately the pub was closed because of staffing issues. So I asked him if he’d like to go to the beach. The weather was perfect for it so we did go there.

A lawyer in heaven made me think of the term “God is my witness” for some reason.

Was at my volunteering today again and thankfully I wasn’t bored like I was on Monday.

Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal.

Number Three blustered about 20 hours ago

@Gweedo it’s legal here Murray

Wish you were here so I could kick your a—!

I called your phone earlier to “test the connection” All went smoothly.

When you’re here you can !  LOL!

Yes. I saw it come through and waited in case there was a message, but figured you were just doing a test of the emergency broadcast system.

That is why you need to put a dye grenade in it, “pink” one for that wimp.

Andy is more like a turkey than a falcon.

What may be said of Mr. Capp that has not been said of arthritic neuralgia?