Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 18, 2021

can’t win, can you, Andrew?

@Linguist today’s strip IS funny ,our HERO Mr Andrew Capp has not fallen in the canal , he was chucked in head first in the Marina :Flo has little sympathy for the little sot she just cares about keeping the floors dry , my avatar is again a pictureof my birth sign Leo roaring because he’s happy like I am Come passerai la vostra Domenica mio meno vecchio amicho , nassconderti dalla sposa per francare di lavorare? , our Sunday should be a little busy but we will cope I hope , no early morning drive we both are in a good mood so we will chill in cool places drinking chilled bottled water and watch the Holy Mass celebrated by our Archbishop on telly at 9.3 am then stay inside our house in the middle of our street to dodge the infernal heatwave , keep safe and a bientot pal

Andy spends so much time in the water he probably has barnacles…

Water is water where ever you go. But Andy lad I think you should know. Not to come home dripping all over the Flo.

Priorities.

It’s a good thing Andy doesn’t carry a cell phone…

This is another with two strips joined together and two separate jokes. The first gag is the notice by the marina that Andy has been kicked into. The strips are connected by Andy’s comment on landing in the marina.

Andy are you dripping on the daily horse racing news

If Andy is going to be hanging around the marina he’ll have to get himself one of those captain’s hats.

Is Andy up-to-date with his immunizations? He spends a lot of time floundering in what are essentially public sewers, after all.

Considering the amount of time he spends submerged, maybe he should have joined the Navy.

At this rate Andy will make captain of the cold water swimming club!

Looks like the canal overflowed. Heavy rain, no doubt.

His first mistake was going to a pub with a marina within kickin’ distance.

NATIONAL ICE CREAM DAY folks. ENJOY. I CRAVE OLD FASHION CHURN VANILLA, SPOON FED BY LOVELY YOUNG LASS. DON’T WAKE ME.

Convenient that. Saves him a trip.

Is there in bar you haven’t been kicked out of Andy?

Andy seems to spend more time in the water than Jacques Cousteau did.

@Linguist Tragedy has struck us , my eldest son’s wife dad passed away

You can’t do that with an e-reader… or at least, you shouldn’t.