Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 24, 2021

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny our Hero Mr Andrew Capp has a fool for a defense lawyer just juggling with semantics :o) my avatar is a spoof of a councilor for depressed people answering the call with nasty words how was your day? ours should be a little busy but we should cope I hope we are both in a good mood but are staying inside the house because of the heatwave keeping hydrated till this evening when I’ll be having my fav nosh, keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

The judge was shocked Andy was leaving a pub!

Better plea bargin!

I’m imagining it was a flying tackle put into play by barkeep Jack. I had five quid on that one.

A 5 way fight coming up….

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-24th-september-2021-25034733

Oh, that is so much better.

That was a rancid way to leave a Public House. Just because it was Fat Stan in the doorway.

With a defence lawyer like that, you don’t need a prosecutor

Seems to me that Andy could have bashed ‘Fat Stan’ more than once.

Have we ever seen Fat Stan on page?

Such caviling!

Coming, going, he’s going to fight no matter.

Andy is in clear violation of one of the most important “Pub Rules”. The man entering the pub has “right of way” over a man exiting a pub! It is more important to get in, than it is leave.

Is this how Flat Stanley was created?

Court-appointed lawyer, eh?

“OBJECTION!! Stan is merely big-boned!”

Andy’s face in the last panel is legendary. Just saying.

xxx

Andy’s lawyer needs to be given the right to remain silent.

An error such as that could make the difference between a GUILTY and a NOT GUILTY verdict.

But not in this case.

Defense attorneys, don’t usually care about the truth except when it will get their clients set free.

Yeah, that makes a huge difference.

“Psst . . . you’re supposed to be defending the guy . . . "

To slow or unfocused readers, “entering the pig…” would be troubling news. Use quotes next time.