Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 13, 2021

Time to call the police, barkeeper.

Turn around slowly, Andy.

That guy’s fist looks like it’s ready to give Andy a knuckle sandwich.

Andy’s going to have his clock cleaned.

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny, our HERO Mr Andrew Capp’s flirting is heading for a bruising from the muscle bound girl’s boyfriend :o) my avatar is a spoof about thinking positive about a lot of rain which is what I think about the daily rainfall in Mata , I don’t need to water my front or back gardens , how was your day? our day should be calm I hope, we are both in a good mood no errands or shopping to do , just stay in the house and keep hydrated , keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

Some friend! :-o

Looks like another visit to the canal is in store…

For once, Capp will end up in the canal for another reason than sheer drunkenness!!

Run away!

uh oh. Instead of dragging himself home, Andy’s going to the hospital.

Later that evening…..

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-13th-october-2021-25151107

Now would be a good time for your round.

“Give me three steps Mister!”

♫♪ Gimme three steps, gimme three steps, mister

Gimme three steps toward the door?

Gimme three steps, gimme three steps, mister

And you’ll never see me no more" ♫♪

— Lynyrd Skynyrd

And now I have that 80s Rolling Stones song stuck in my head….

Two choices: 1. Use your communication skills to talk him into buying the next round, 2. Scrap with him and end up looking like an accordion.

Hope the friend is friendly.

as Andy just found out…never assume that women have only women friends.

Why do the ladies he hits on always look like the same person?

Same girl, same clothes from Oct 11 comic strip. Botox girl – lips and hind end. Waaay too much for Andy – not even counting her friend.

Welcome to Pound town….Andy

Maybe Guitar Bob should add this song to his repertoire as a warning to Andy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXGCtggoteo

Prepare to make a hasty retreat, assisted.

Heavens to Murgatroyd! It’s time for Andy to make like Snagglepuss and … Exit, stage left!

What ever excuse Andy comes up with, he better hope that dude is as dumb as he looks.

“It”??? surely should be they.

And after he recovers from her boy friend, Flo will have her turn with Andy!! (OUCH!!)

Her friend is definitely NOT amused!

Time for Andy to Skeedaddle!

And you never said she or he was good-looking, either.

This strip doesn’t translate easily into French, Italian or Spanish. Or German or Norwegian for that matter.