Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 08, 2023

Just as well.

Details, details.

so much for blind justice…but lock him up, just in case…

False witness?

Justice for all

On general principles, lock him up anyway.

gotchya your honor

Natural Mistake !

Isn’t it time for that judge to retire? Betcha he has a large pension.

Andy—-ever the foil!!!

A question here: Why does Andy’s podium at court always has those spikes? Is it a British court thing? Or is it something done by the artist?

Then why is he in the dock?

Judge: I know he is witless.

Barrister: Witness, your honour, not witless. Although I do agree on that assessment.

Well ,that’s a switch

He’s testifying for the defence? Lock THEM up!

For a change.

Isn’t there some proverb about seeing ourselves as others see us?

A collegaue of mine jokes that sometimes court is like a little repertory company: “Fresh from her stunning performance as last Friday’s prosecuting witness, this week’s Defendant is the ever-popular Debra Sue Fuddrucker!”

Wait till they call him for jury duty, he may become foreman!

A rarity.

You Reputation Goes Before You.

Andy’s reputation precedes him!

there’s a switch

If someone was ever likely to be in a position to observe something shady in progress, it would be Andy.

Maybe Andy is an un-indicted co-conspirator……….

What could he see? Usually he’s blind drunk!

You know Andy isn’t a witness for the prosecution so he must be a witness for the defense which means one of his cronies is in a whole lot of trouble.

Thanks Reg, you finally did a funny one, got a great laugh…

For once, Andy’s innocent. (Sort of.) Not that it matters to the judge.

Contempt of court is a no brainer!

Nobody, including the judge, saw that one coming. :>)

Well, well… First time for everything. Right, Your Honour?

The face of the judge… A poem… LMAO!!!

Well in the Judges defense that has to be a first.

I wonder who Andy threw under the bus to get out of being charged himself.