Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 19, 2023

Andy needs excuses for everything and not just football brawls.

here is one for you Andy: I thought it’s a pub.

Capp’s nose miraculously healed between the second and third frames.

Red card him Ref!

There is no excuse for not having an excuse. So, excuse me.

Ok… Not bad for a contemporary one…. But I’m sure it’s been done before? We need ELDO! Free ELDO!!!!!! And what’s with the lazy artwork? His nose ought to be red still in the last panel.

At a guess, for fun. Andy is having a ball.

EZCUSE……1 MEEE1

Another excellent fight cloud and the use of the popular word “BIFF!”

Maybe Andy does not need an excuse but one could darn sure bet he has a reason. Dilly! Dilly!

secret message from Eldo. Hope you can decipher …

What you don’t know can’t hurt you, eh Andy?

No excuse needed, Ref – Andy barely touched the guy and he did a flop…

Yea but no pot in this sequence.

No skin off his nose!

Hmmmmm, Andy plays by his own rules!

The last time Andy said “excuse me” was when he passed gas in front of the vicar, and even then he blamed it on Flo’s cooking.

Don’t think I’ve ever seen Andy in a ‘fight cloud’ with out his cap floating above it!

¡FREE ƹʅɗʘ! (◣⍘◢)

Wouldn’t be much action if Andy had to provide an excuse.

Andy don’t need no stinking excuse.

Andy wasn’t to know. Don’t be mad, Ref. Haha!

xxx

@Everyone

Hello from the carvery! Just had a lovely meal and about to order dessert soon. Unfortunately my job as a Production Operative sadly come to an end rather abruptly which I was upset about. I had previously cancelled my carvery today and was going to move it to Friday evening because silly little naive me thought I would still be working and wanted to do something to kick off the weekend. One of the first things I did was rebook my carvery for today. It just so happened that I received my payslip (paycheck) today via a payroll website I had to make a log in for. However I believe I will be paid on Friday. It said so in the contract.

I am back at my two volunteer jobs now. Nothing has changed there. I will keep volunteering until I get another job. Or if the job is part time, I’ll still keep going to one of them at least.

Thank you to everybody who gave me such incredible support. It truly meant the world. I am currently raising a glass of Pepsi to you all. 

One more thing – Free Eldo! Free Eldo! Free Eldo!

Isn’t brawling the main reason he plays football?

I thought the Andy was going to say we haven’t started play yet

FREE ƹʅɗʘ! (◣⍘◢)