Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 11, 2024

What.

with all the pints paid, Chalkie could have had his own bank by now

you know it’s a joke, no one would stay in the queue to buy you a drink!

The answer is “what”!!

“Your call is important to us. Please press…”

Make that a “never.”

Didn’t know Chalkie was that smart…

Our office has now closed…

Erm…

The bartender’s look says, “Can you believe I’ve been watching Andy do this stuff for over 60 years?”

Andy has a Valium patch.

NO, he’s NOT !!! Buy your own dammnn beer, you freeloading mooch !!!

Take that as a “yes” and put it on his tab, Andy me lad… put several on his tab. Dilly! Dilly!

“We’re sorry, but the Bank of Chalkie has closed for the day. Please try again tomorrow.”

Now that is what is known as an Andy out reach for help…….

What.

For buying Andy a pint, he should be further down the queue.

Chalkie must have had a good day at the ponies. He has 52 people in the que ahead of Andy to buy a pint for.

Thank queue for your patience.

Hey no jumping in line, wait you turn.

Chalkie should start playing some obnoxious “hold” music or a pre-recorded message about dept repayment. That may even make Andy hang up… maybe.

That’d be a “or what”…

If my call was really as important as they say it is they’d hire more people to answer the phone when I need to talk with them.

In the recent past, Chalkie has benn portrayed as a bit of twit, so it’s refreshing to see him being a bit snarky to Andy today.

I choose “or what”