A classic: Flo is fretting because it’s very late and Andy isn’t home yet: “He’s either in clink or hospital, I just know he is!” Then she reconsiders: “Wait, at least you’ll know where he IS!”
I recently read a page in my current trivia book that listed different countries’ laws on drinking. It said that England has thousands of pubs and probably millions of “regulars”, but if you’re caught drunk inside a pub, you can be arrested. True?
Sorry for not commenting very much lately. I’ve been busy with real life and there have been times where I’ve forgotton to comment. It’s nothing personal. I’ve been forgetting to comment over at Creators too!
Also while I’m here. Today would have been our dear Affie’s birthday so let’s all raise a glass of whatever you are drinking to him. We love you, Affie. Rest in Eternal Peace.
seanfear about 2 months ago
ummm …. officer…what were you hoping he’d call in the first place??? his wife? o_O
Imagine about 2 months ago
The officer is only upset because Andy didn’t place the officer’s wager as well.
snsurone76 about 2 months ago
The bail bondsman now has an unlisted number.
Uncle Kenny about 2 months ago
The bookies would bail him out to avoid a huge potential loss of income.
Jayalexander about 2 months ago
Just need to have door dash bring me an ale.
Troglodyte about 2 months ago
One possible method of totrure they could use to “reform” Andy would be to play Guitar Bob’s greatest hits on loop while he’s incarcerated… :D
win.45mag about 2 months ago
His chin strap needs adjusting.
Count Olaf Premium Member about 2 months ago
Or the Rose and Crown to ask Jack if he has Prince Albert in a tin.
OddGobb about 2 months ago
Andy Capp is Steve Jessup’s hero. “I know my rights”
CorkLock about 2 months ago
Calling BR – 549. Gloom, despair, and agony on me - If it weren’t for bad luck, I’d have no luck at all - Gloom, despair, and agony on me. Hee Haw.
Mediatech about 2 months ago
So, what do you want on your pizza?
rshive about 2 months ago
“How did my horse do in the third race?”.
petermerck about 2 months ago
Since it’s by the cell, is it a cell phone?
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 2 months ago
Andy has a hot tip….not a need for a lawyer!
Allan CB Premium Member about 2 months ago
You call them a bookie, Andy calls them bail bondsman.
Godfreydaniel about 2 months ago
A classic: Flo is fretting because it’s very late and Andy isn’t home yet: “He’s either in clink or hospital, I just know he is!” Then she reconsiders: “Wait, at least you’ll know where he IS!”
Godfreydaniel about 2 months ago
By the way, thanks to the “Hee Haw” talk, I’m going to have TWO ear worms for the rest of the day…..
cuzinron47 about 2 months ago
In that case, I guess I don’t need to make a phone call.
DKHenderson about 2 months ago
I recently read a page in my current trivia book that listed different countries’ laws on drinking. It said that England has thousands of pubs and probably millions of “regulars”, but if you’re caught drunk inside a pub, you can be arrested. True?
robin.axten Premium Member about 2 months ago
The only telephone I recall in Scottish stations was on the Sergeants desk.
Number Three about 2 months ago
Fair enough. An international call it is then!
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@Everyone
Sorry for not commenting very much lately. I’ve been busy with real life and there have been times where I’ve forgotton to comment. It’s nothing personal. I’ve been forgetting to comment over at Creators too!
Also while I’m here. Today would have been our dear Affie’s birthday so let’s all raise a glass of whatever you are drinking to him. We love you, Affie. Rest in Eternal Peace.
Little Rascal about 2 months ago
I have raised my glass and am now going to look for the greengrocer van. I wish he were here to tell me if this was a variation on a theme.
mistercatworks about 2 months ago
You can call whom you like. It’s still a free country, even when you are in jail.
tad1 about 2 months ago
That definitely sounds like something Andy would do. Either that or order beer over the phone and charge it to the police station.
ArcticFox Premium Member about 2 months ago
Capp’s prioritization skills reach a new high.