You could afford to lose a few..
the miracle is to see your bones intact still, Andy
She’s undoubtedly the only one who likes her cooking.
One would think he would know that by now.
“Define ‘Recently’!”, “Nah, you’re not fatter than you used to.”, “Oh, I’ve seen worse.”
I hate when women ask us those “rat-in-the-corner” questions!
Well, I would have said no, too. The weight has ALWAYS been there.
“Put on weight? You? Put on weight? Of course not, yer as slender and beautiful as the day I met you, Pet. Now dip into your purse and fish out a tenner for me, I’m headed to the pub.”
Thar she blows… man the harpoons, mateys!
and… nothing happened when he gave thee answer? :\
Very few, either sex, want an honest opinion.
I just say,, “Ask the scale”.
Andy, beware of those who wield the Iron Skillet!
“Do I look stupid?”
“Correct” honest opinions are always the best.
Don’t ask me, ask the scale. It will tell you the truth whether you want to hear it or not.
I thought Andy is a lot smarter than giving Flo his honest opinion.
She does look a few inches or half a foot larger around the waist there. Couldn’t even say it that way though w/o getting into the doghouse.
He has to ask himself what answer is gonna get me cut off of my beer money.
Honest opinion: “I’ll be safer falling in the canal than answering that question.”
My wife never gets fat….just shorter!
Duh….
Honesty isn’t always the best policy.
When it comes to a woman’s weight, you need to be as honest as Trump at a political rally.
Flo knew exactly what she looked like in the mirror. She was fishing for a complement, didn’t get it, and got mad. Typical human behavior.
When she said honest, she meant lie.
Recently? No.
I would like to hear what Number 3 has to say about this. Probably nothing nice about Andy.
Hiding out at the pub is the only answer.
My wife learned to never ask such questions.
July 08, 2017
C about 1 month ago
You could afford to lose a few..
seanfear about 1 month ago
the miracle is to see your bones intact still, Andy
snsurone76 about 1 month ago
She’s undoubtedly the only one who likes her cooking.
Imagine about 1 month ago
One would think he would know that by now.
RLG Premium Member about 1 month ago
“Define ‘Recently’!”, “Nah, you’re not fatter than you used to.”, “Oh, I’ve seen worse.”
djtenltd about 1 month ago
I hate when women ask us those “rat-in-the-corner” questions!
win.45mag about 1 month ago
Well, I would have said no, too. The weight has ALWAYS been there.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 1 month ago
“Put on weight? You? Put on weight? Of course not, yer as slender and beautiful as the day I met you, Pet. Now dip into your purse and fish out a tenner for me, I’m headed to the pub.”
Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 month ago
Thar she blows… man the harpoons, mateys!
Chris about 1 month ago
and… nothing happened when he gave thee answer? :\
jconnors3954 about 1 month ago
Very few, either sex, want an honest opinion.
formathe about 1 month ago
I just say,, “Ask the scale”.
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 1 month ago
Andy, beware of those who wield the Iron Skillet!
bigheadx Premium Member about 1 month ago
“Do I look stupid?”
rshive about 1 month ago
“Correct” honest opinions are always the best.
michael3114 about 1 month ago
Don’t ask me, ask the scale. It will tell you the truth whether you want to hear it or not.
elgrecousa Premium Member about 1 month ago
I thought Andy is a lot smarter than giving Flo his honest opinion.
zarilla about 1 month ago
She does look a few inches or half a foot larger around the waist there. Couldn’t even say it that way though w/o getting into the doghouse.
cuzinron47 about 1 month ago
He has to ask himself what answer is gonna get me cut off of my beer money.
gammaguy about 1 month ago
Honest opinion: “I’ll be safer falling in the canal than answering that question.”
mckeonfuneralhomebx about 1 month ago
My wife never gets fat….just shorter!
Curiosity Premium Member about 1 month ago
Duh….
tad1 about 1 month ago
Honesty isn’t always the best policy.
AwelCruiz about 1 month ago
When it comes to a woman’s weight, you need to be as honest as Trump at a political rally.
elgrecousa Premium Member about 1 month ago
Flo knew exactly what she looked like in the mirror. She was fishing for a complement, didn’t get it, and got mad. Typical human behavior.
sincavage05 about 1 month ago
When she said honest, she meant lie.
petermerck about 1 month ago
Recently? No.
mjcousino about 1 month ago
I would like to hear what Number 3 has to say about this. Probably nothing nice about Andy.
eddi-TBH about 1 month ago
Hiding out at the pub is the only answer.
swadeparker Premium Member about 1 month ago
My wife learned to never ask such questions.