I had that once on my birthday. Imagine. A terrible thunder storm, lightning hits a local building, the power goes off. We light candles and go to shorts as the water comes over the doorstep of the pub. Sometimes I like impromptu birthday parties.
I once went for a walk without my umbrella. It wasn’t long before I could see raindrops falling. Thankfully, I made it back to my house before getting soaked, but I’m never making that mistake again.
Did you hear the one about the weatherman who was run out of town for being right?
Once there was a small town where the weatherman was always wrong. He’d predict rain, it would be sunny; if he called for sunshine, it would rain. One day he predicted terrible rainstorms, so the town decided that would be the perfect day for the town picnic. But he was right, and when the picnic got rained out, they were so angry they ran him out of town.
seanfear 23 days ago
“Andy’s luck” is the new slang/idiom in town
Freebyrd1 23 days ago
I had that once on my birthday. Imagine. A terrible thunder storm, lightning hits a local building, the power goes off. We light candles and go to shorts as the water comes over the doorstep of the pub. Sometimes I like impromptu birthday parties.
Imagine 23 days ago
One of those “it only rains when Andy steps outside” systems.
j_m_kuehl 23 days ago
Andy walks into a bar, Sloshed
kbyrdleroy123 23 days ago
Falling in the canal so many times, Andy should be used to getting soaked.
snsurone76 23 days ago
Well, getting rain-soaked might make his falling into the canal easier.
rbrt6956 23 days ago
Andy’s going to get wet when he falls in the canal on th way home anyway.
Trond Sätre Premium Member 23 days ago
A weather forecast that says rain in England, is usually right
ajr58(1) 23 days ago
I apologize if this makes me a stereotyping American, but doesn’t it rain all the time there? :→
Angry Indeed Premium Member 23 days ago
Looking what the storm blew in!
rshive 23 days ago
If one is vague enough, the odds will sooner or later catch up.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 23 days ago
Those shoes are making a “Squelch” instead of a “Squish” sound. Must be something peculiar to Hartlepool.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 23 days ago
His wife warned him…….attagirl…..
baskate_2000 23 days ago
Weather guessers, not presenters.
EXCALABUR 23 days ago
Now Andy is all wet in more ways than one.
tcayer 23 days ago
What’s a little rain when he ends up in the canal anyway?
hooglah 23 days ago
It doesn’t matter. He usually falls in the river anyway.
Linguist 23 days ago
“Into each man’s life, a little rain must fall” … Andy just didn’t need it to fall all at once!
Jayalexander 23 days ago
From now on I’m going to do the EXACT opposite of what I would do!
cuzinron47 23 days ago
He’s gonna a real splash, when Jack kicks him out.
cuzinron47 23 days ago
That TV is a real nostalgia piece, back when TVs were actually furniture.
kathleenhicks62 23 days ago
Weather people always keep their jobs.
the lost wizard 23 days ago
In remembrance of the dear departed Affie- “Today’s strip is not funny” . :)
sincavage05 23 days ago
So thats what they mention when they say falling in the canal
tad1 23 days ago
I once went for a walk without my umbrella. It wasn’t long before I could see raindrops falling. Thankfully, I made it back to my house before getting soaked, but I’m never making that mistake again.
morgankhat 23 days ago
Always be prepared. You’ll live better and longer.
elgrecousa Premium Member 23 days ago
Weather broadcasters get “no respect” (Dangerfield’s catchphrase), but the fact is that they just report what they get from on high.
paullp Premium Member 23 days ago
Reminds me of this Golden Oldie:
Did you hear the one about the weatherman who was run out of town for being right?
Once there was a small town where the weatherman was always wrong. He’d predict rain, it would be sunny; if he called for sunshine, it would rain. One day he predicted terrible rainstorms, so the town decided that would be the perfect day for the town picnic. But he was right, and when the picnic got rained out, they were so angry they ran him out of town.
anncorr339 22 days ago
Andy you should have listened to Flo
eddi-TBH 22 days ago
I don’t think an umbrella would have helped much.