Many years ago I was my local pub one evening talking to a friend and his wife came into the pub with his dinner on a plate, placed it on the bar in front of him and then flounced out. She’d brought a knife and fork too so he calmly ate his dinner and carried on drinking. He didn’t come into the pub for the next couple of evenings though.
I’ve said it before and I still believe that Flo works. If Andy and his buddies think she’s such a horrid cook he should take over those duties. Either eat it or fix it.
seanfear about 15 hours ago
what’s your crime now, Andy?
snsurone76 about 15 hours ago
Happy Halloween, Cappers.
Panufo about 15 hours ago
I loved Lumpy Gravy, esp. “Oh No”, a lovely melody.
Botulism Bob about 15 hours ago
And it is also burnt to a crisp!
Imagine about 15 hours ago
If that doesn’t sound appetising then I don’t know what does.
chaosed2 about 15 hours ago
Give it another 30 minutes and it will taste like proper British cuisine.
Uncle Kenny about 15 hours ago
That woman drove me to drink, and I never thanked her for it. (paraphrased from W.C. Fields)
bobwigg761 about 11 hours ago
Andy’s got a full glass there, I don’t think he’’ll be rushing home.
BigDaveGlass about 11 hours ago
Sounds like good ol’ mince an tatties. Or a good ol’ steak pie. or…….
win.45mag about 10 hours ago
Sounds kinda like he’s gettin’ a bowla cap’n crunch she forgot to eat.(and it SHOULD be)
Jeffin Premium Member about 8 hours ago
Gravy doesn’t ‘get’ lumpy. It starts out that way and never gets better.
asavage8654 about 8 hours ago
Andy has a full pint Flo. You must keep his supper warm until he arrives. You can not rush a pint, takes the pure enjoyment out of it.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] about 8 hours ago
I followed this religiously when it first came out—-have all t he old “pocket books”.
I assume Andy and Flo no longer punch each other out(although Flo gave as good as she got)
CorkLock about 8 hours ago
Flo really knows how to celebrate Halloween. Torment Andy at the table.Happy Halloween to ya Cappers. ( ^ * ^ )
rshive about 7 hours ago
So what’s new?
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 7 hours ago
Andy’s favorite position standing with a silly grin on his face……
boniface22 about 7 hours ago
Many years ago I was my local pub one evening talking to a friend and his wife came into the pub with his dinner on a plate, placed it on the bar in front of him and then flounced out. She’d brought a knife and fork too so he calmly ate his dinner and carried on drinking. He didn’t come into the pub for the next couple of evenings though.
Linguist about 7 hours ago
Flo’s Home Cooking … why Andy left!
ladykat about 6 hours ago
Andy is disgruntled and disgusted by Flo’s description of dinner.
cuzinron47 about 6 hours ago
In other words you can expect it to be that way.
Stat_man99 about 4 hours ago
But I like lumpy gravy….
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 4 hours ago
Yeah Andy. Hurry up and eat it while it’s warm and soggy.
Retliblady Premium Member about 3 hours ago
I’ve said it before and I still believe that Flo works. If Andy and his buddies think she’s such a horrid cook he should take over those duties. Either eat it or fix it.
PoochFan about 2 hours ago
Like someone taking something from the fridge and asking, “Does this smell bad to you?” If you have to ask, just throw it out.