Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for November 02, 2024

explosion in 3-2-1…

Good grief, Flo! Why’d you have to bring HIM along?? You know the evening will be a disaster—especially when non-alcoholic ale is served!

man …. this gonna escalate quickly …

I’m surprised Andy didn’t bring his own. And what do you wanna bet they don’t make it to dinner.

His opinion you will get, can’t wait until tomorrow

Will this be a “continued tomorrow”?

Rolling on the floor grabbing his throat, yelling I’ve been poisoned.

It’s going to be a rather short evening.

I’m no magician, but I can already hear coughing and a glass thrown on the floor.

Just don’t TELL Andy it’s not booze. Unless you’re a former drinker, bragging – sheesh!

You be OK if Andy doesn’t hit people wearing glasses.

Years ago, a workmate invited me over for a beer … his homemade beer.I took a couple of sips and proclaimed that it had a very nice cider taste. He almost threw me out. Apparently that is indicative of a bad brew .. who knew?

Non-alcohol drinks are just punch by another name

Trouble brewing…

Safer giving him milk Bub than no such drink as non-alcoholic ale. Non-alcoholic Yes – Ale NO. Like saying non-alcoholic BEER, non-alcoholic WINE or non-alcoholic LIQUOR. I’m guessing Constable Alan will be working a fight soon.