Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for November 02, 2024

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    ronaldspence  22 days ago

    explosion in 3-2-1…

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    snsurone76  22 days ago

    Good grief, Flo! Why’d you have to bring HIM along?? You know the evening will be a disaster—especially when non-alcoholic ale is served!

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    seanfear  22 days ago

    man …. this gonna escalate quickly …

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 22 days ago

    I’m surprised Andy didn’t bring his own. And what do you wanna bet they don’t make it to dinner.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 22 days ago

    His opinion you will get, can’t wait until tomorrow

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    blunebottle  22 days ago

    Will this be a “continued tomorrow”?

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    Jayalexander  22 days ago

    Rolling on the floor grabbing his throat, yelling I’ve been poisoned.

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    Imagine  22 days ago

    It’s going to be a rather short evening.

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    bixya  22 days ago

    I’m no magician, but I can already hear coughing and a glass thrown on the floor.

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    ddl297  22 days ago

    Just don’t TELL Andy it’s not booze. Unless you’re a former drinker, bragging – sheesh!

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    Strider Premium Member 22 days ago

    You be OK if Andy doesn’t hit people wearing glasses.

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    HarryLime Premium Member 22 days ago

    Years ago, a workmate invited me over for a beer … his homemade beer.I took a couple of sips and proclaimed that it had a very nice cider taste. He almost threw me out. Apparently that is indicative of a bad brew .. who knew?

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    lbhorton  22 days ago

    Non-alcohol drinks are just punch by another name

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    Brich027  22 days ago

    Trouble brewing…

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    CorkLock  22 days ago

    Safer giving him milk Bub than no such drink as non-alcoholic ale. Non-alcoholic Yes – Ale NO. Like saying non-alcoholic BEER, non-alcoholic WINE or non-alcoholic LIQUOR. I’m guessing Constable Alan will be working a fight soon.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 22 days ago

    And Flo will have a Shandy.

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    tcayer  22 days ago

    How does one make non-alcoholic beer? I would think it would be difficult for a home brewer.

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    Linguist  22 days ago

    “The truth, you can’t handle the truth!”

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  22 days ago

    I’m sure he’ll be thrilled to no end.

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    ladykat  22 days ago

    This does not bode well.

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    cuzinron47  22 days ago

    This is cruelty to us readers, to leave us hanging like this. But then they are protecting us from the foul language that’s about to ensue.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 22 days ago

    Is this a follow up to “Frank and Ernest” of foreshadowing for Calvin in “Calvin and Hobbes”? Dilly! Dilly!

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    j.l.farmer  22 days ago

    His home brew might be delicious but Andy is looking for the buzz he gets from driving alcoholic ale, so it will be an evening breaker!!

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    TheWildSow  22 days ago

    Nonalcoholic ale is for nonalcoholics!

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    wongo  22 days ago

    “Elderflower”? What the h**l is that?

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    formathe  22 days ago

    Drinking NA beer is like kissing your sister. Sure, in the beginning it seems OK, but it goes downhill fast.

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    DKHenderson  22 days ago

    This shows how well we all know Andy—EVERYONE knows how this situation is going to end!

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    _lounger_  22 days ago

    that will be fun…

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    Godfreydaniel  22 days ago

    When Lucy hid Linus’ blanket, and Charlie Brown offered a substitute, Linus asked “Would you give a starving dog a rubber bone?”

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    Godfreydaniel  22 days ago

    Andy’s opinion will not be phrased so eloquently…..

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    sincavage05  22 days ago

    Lost me with non-alcoholic.

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    Smeagol  22 days ago

    Non-alcoholic beverages. Why? Glutton for punishment you are.

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    baskate_2000  22 days ago

    Better get out the mop so you wipe the floor when he spits it out.

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    tad1  22 days ago

    Boy, is he in for a nasty surprise!

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    eddi-TBH  22 days ago

    Spraying it across the room should count as a one star review.

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    EXCALABUR  21 days ago

    You won’t after he gives it to you.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  20 days ago

    Does the word “raspberry” mean anything to that gentleman?

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