Animal Crackers by Mike Osbun for May 03, 2021

That’s great advice! Also, don’t be salty.

That does not mean that you should act like an idiot either

Another ageist joke.

Well duh…lol

Grandchildren…they are a source of youth, that you can draw from. That is the meaning of the ‘Circle of Life.’ Kids drain energy from their parents, who had drained their parents, when they were young. So, now the grandchildren are the source. However, you do not want to siphon off too much youth at a time, that makes them grow up too darn fast.

i don’t know how a 71 year old person is suppose to act but i do what makes me feel happy especially rollerblading, skating to the beat of the music from my mp3 player that has a wide variety of musi.; country, rock and roll, rap, jazz, and Christian.

Just reminded me. Have they found Florida’s Fountain of Youth yet?

I agree 100%. Growing old is mandatory barring any unfortunate circumstances. Growing up is definitely optional.

Welcome to the wonderful world of color!

I sneaked into the official “Growing up, and Older” rule book, and changed a couple of lines. It now says I may have to “…grow older, but nothing says I have to grow up!”