Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for March 15, 1995
Transcript:
Arlo and Janis lie in bed. Arlo happily notes, "Oh, boy! Clean sheets!" Janis looks on happily. Arlo sniffs the sheets and remarks, "Oh, wow! They smell so good!" Janis looks on happily. Arlo ducks under the covers and continues to sniff, "Mmm.." Janis gives him an odd stare. Arlo continues sniffing and exclaims, "This feels great!" Janis, annoyed, remarks, "It's not like you've never seen them!"
Even when you are appreciating her hard work, you can’t make a woman happy.
But it is the ides of March, Arlo should have known better.