Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for August 26, 1996
Transcript:
Caption says, "A martian housewife is late for work.." A martian Janis yells, "So the toilet's dirty! Who'll know?!" Caption says, "A bad day gets worse when an asteroid hits.." Caption continues, "And particles reach neighboring earth..." At a conference, speaker says, "Bacteria." The caption says, "Where, billions of years later..."
Joke about a story that was in the news back then.