Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for November 25, 1996
Transcript:
The turkey sits in the baking pan. Janis screams, "Please! I hate doing that!" Annoyed, Arlo yells, "Oh, like I just love it!" Janis points to turkey and says, "Just reach in there and find that little bag of giblets." Arlo sighs. Janis asks, "Well?" Arlo hushes Janis. Arlo prepares his hand and explains, "This is the part where I pause and apologize in advance to the turkey's spirit."
I prefer gimlets to giblets.