Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 02, 1998
Transcript:
Arlo crawls out a carsh crater, still smoking a pipe and wearing his leather bomber jacket. "Shot down, injured, Arlo treks through enemy territory." Arlo walks through knee-high water, by palm trees. "Exhausted, he is driven by the memory of home and those overdue videos." Arlo sits on a park bench and feed pigeons."But his reduced state makes capture inevitable." A monkey (gorilla) with a stick looks at Arlo. Arlo says, "I don't know any Tarzan!"
You might have more luck with, “Take your stinking paws off me you d@mn dirty ape!”