Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for December 20, 2000
December 19, 2000
December 21, 2000
Transcript:
"All these pink and blue packets of chemicals to replace a packet of sugar." "Do you know how many calories there are in a packet of sugar?" "No, how many?" "Well, I don't know exactly, but not many." "With opinions as good as mine, facts aren't so necesary."
8 to 16 calories, according to Wikipedia.