Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for July 03, 2003

Amen, Amen, I say to you, be not like the foolish man, who casts himself into the sea with reckless abandon, checking not his pockets for electronic devices. Go, instead, and be like the wise man, proceeding with caution, and divesting himself of unnecessary items. For the cell phone of the wise man will remain true and bring forth light, but the cell phone of the foolish man will be cast into darkness, and there will be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

I wish I had paid attention to that bit of scripture a few years back…