I’ve probably shared this story elsewhere here… but I walked into our office lobby one morning, and some fool had left a fake rubber snake on the floor. So I reach down to pick it up, and just as my fingers touch it, the “rubber” snake suddenly slithers away towards the corner.
I would have 100% taken a gold medal if the olympics had a sport called “Backwards Long Jump”
I’ve probably shared this story elsewhere here… but I walked into our office lobby one morning, and some fool had left a fake rubber snake on the floor. So I reach down to pick it up, and just as my fingers touch it, the “rubber” snake suddenly slithers away towards the corner.
I would have 100% taken a gold medal if the olympics had a sport called “Backwards Long Jump”