Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for November 25, 2011

1996 was not before video games, so why does Gene not have something in his hands?

My friends would not want to see a fake turkey gobbling out of an idiot’s hand!

In a few years, Meg will be thinking the same thing as her Daddy when he’s chasing Mary Lou around their house with a raw turkey on his hand.

I worry about some of you ;) Lighten up, he’s just having a bit of fun, and trust me, she’s enjoying it too!

^ That comes later.Wishing I had some comments saved up from 1996 to make here

this is a lot better than what my parents usually did. friends dont come over to hear two adults bickering.

…you know, I’’d never noticed that Gene never seemed to have any friends…

You Mean: That’s why I don’t invite any of my friends over.

It’s a mad turkey! Run!!!!!!!

Arlo caught something that’s making him freaky!

I usually chase my wife with the salad tongs. Never thought of something this cool.