Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for April 03, 2012
April 02, 2012
April 04, 2012
Transcript:
Arlo: "Grilled salmon."
"Turkey giblets in gravy."
Arlo: "Savory chicken."
"Shrimp and tuna medley."
If pet food were labeled for pets and not humans...
Arlo: "Brown meaty stuff."
"Brown meaty stuff."
I remember a marketing professor talking about pet food labeling needing to be appealing not only to the humans buying it for pets but also for those who purchase it for human consumption. I offer the following from the Michigan State Voices and Visions for Food Safety website:
QUESTION: Is pet food safe for human consumption?
ANSWER: U.S. laws require that pet foods be processed, so that they are safe for human consumption. Part of the logic behind this is that, when people lose jobs, the sale of pet food increases. Obviously, unemployed individuals on limited incomes are not buying pets. Hence, it is safe for humans to consume pet foods.
Source: Kenneth N. Hall, Ph.D., professor emeritus, Department of Nutritional Sciences, University of Connecticut.
For those talking about pet food being purchased when people are down on their luck: you can buy Ramen noodles and Spaghettios and other human food staples for a lot less than even the cheapest cat or dog food. That’s a myth that people do that.
If pink slime is in pet food, they have to label it as “beef byproducts”, if in human food, they call it “lean beef” and don’t have to label it at all. Edible and palatable are two different things.
I would really like to see the people who tout the merits of pink slime and who create the standards for food purity actually eat the “meat” they so proudly foist upon us. The entertainment value would be nothing less than exquisite!
I love it, zman and Two Cats.@ hippogriff and Blackwolff: So-called “pink slime” has been used in ground beef for over 20 years and there is, or at least was, nothing wrong with the product. The only problem was the media frenzy and the nutjobs like that chef who mixed beef and household ammonia in a washing machine and then said, “eat this”. Unfortunately, because of the uproar, the company that manufactured this has filed for bankruptcy and many people have been put out of work. All because of a media-coined term and a media driven frenzy of self-righteousness. Oh, and thanks for helping to drive up the cost of hamburger!
Okay, hippogriff, and for just how long has been using “pink slime” in food been a crime? It isn’t unsafe, it just has an unpalatable name.Oh, and Reese828, I don’t feel at all guilty that I have more than some others. Neither do I envy those who have more than I. The choices I have made in my life have led me to where I am today, just like anyone else. While I do give to charity, I do so out of compassion, not guilt.And I only give to charities that offer a hand up. I will give nothing to charities that offer handouts.
revisages over 12 years ago
garbage can score
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Not always, Arlo — some are beige fishy stuff and grey fishy stuff.
Actually…. it’s all pretty fishy stuff, when it comes down to it.
muskratdottir over 12 years ago
..and it all stinks to high heaven. Yuk.
reese828 over 12 years ago
I remember a marketing professor talking about pet food labeling needing to be appealing not only to the humans buying it for pets but also for those who purchase it for human consumption. I offer the following from the Michigan State Voices and Visions for Food Safety website:
QUESTION: Is pet food safe for human consumption?
ANSWER: U.S. laws require that pet foods be processed, so that they are safe for human consumption. Part of the logic behind this is that, when people lose jobs, the sale of pet food increases. Obviously, unemployed individuals on limited incomes are not buying pets. Hence, it is safe for humans to consume pet foods.
Source: Kenneth N. Hall, Ph.D., professor emeritus, Department of Nutritional Sciences, University of Connecticut.
rockngolfer over 12 years ago
My cat likes the sauce part of dishes such as chicken florentine.Also likes salmon and tuna but no beef.
smalltownbrown over 12 years ago
Mystery meat, the staple of school hot lunch. Questionable odor, too.
jennyjenny over 12 years ago
For those talking about pet food being purchased when people are down on their luck: you can buy Ramen noodles and Spaghettios and other human food staples for a lot less than even the cheapest cat or dog food. That’s a myth that people do that.
zman111666 over 12 years ago
How come they don’t have “mouse and gravy” cat food? Or “kitty kabob” flavored dog food? Sorry, My pets made me ask that.
Two Cats over 12 years ago
Or if cat food was created by cats: Minced Mice, Sparrow Stew, Ground Greens and Grasshoppers, Milk and Cream Medley, Tuna and Catnip Ambrosia.
Stagger Lee over 12 years ago
Gray is a color.Grey is a colour.
unca jim over 12 years ago
What with the price of cat food and the gasoline to go get it,it’s cheaper to let him out a few nights a week to forage for himself !
tnazar over 12 years ago
hippogriff over 12 years ago
If pink slime is in pet food, they have to label it as “beef byproducts”, if in human food, they call it “lean beef” and don’t have to label it at all. Edible and palatable are two different things.
Michelle Morris over 12 years ago
I would really like to see the people who tout the merits of pink slime and who create the standards for food purity actually eat the “meat” they so proudly foist upon us. The entertainment value would be nothing less than exquisite!
iced tea over 12 years ago
I bought our one cat a can of cat food containing roast duck.
Llywus over 12 years ago
I love it, zman and Two Cats.@ hippogriff and Blackwolff: So-called “pink slime” has been used in ground beef for over 20 years and there is, or at least was, nothing wrong with the product. The only problem was the media frenzy and the nutjobs like that chef who mixed beef and household ammonia in a washing machine and then said, “eat this”. Unfortunately, because of the uproar, the company that manufactured this has filed for bankruptcy and many people have been put out of work. All because of a media-coined term and a media driven frenzy of self-righteousness. Oh, and thanks for helping to drive up the cost of hamburger!
Phosphoros over 12 years ago
I really like this one. :-) Even more so since I have cats and have spoiled them with wet canned food.
hippogriff over 12 years ago
Llywus: Sand in sugar, etc. had a long history until the Pure Food and Drug Law was enacted. Longevity of crime does not make it any less a crime.
AdrienneMalone over 12 years ago
Okay, hippogriff, and for just how long has been using “pink slime” in food been a crime? It isn’t unsafe, it just has an unpalatable name.Oh, and Reese828, I don’t feel at all guilty that I have more than some others. Neither do I envy those who have more than I. The choices I have made in my life have led me to where I am today, just like anyone else. While I do give to charity, I do so out of compassion, not guilt.And I only give to charities that offer a hand up. I will give nothing to charities that offer handouts.