Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for April 03, 2012

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    revisages  over 12 years ago

    garbage can score

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Not always, Arlo — some are beige fishy stuff and grey fishy stuff.

    Actually…. it’s all pretty fishy stuff, when it comes down to it.

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    muskratdottir  over 12 years ago

    ..and it all stinks to high heaven. Yuk.

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    reese828  over 12 years ago

    I remember a marketing professor talking about pet food labeling needing to be appealing not only to the humans buying it for pets but also for those who purchase it for human consumption. I offer the following from the Michigan State Voices and Visions for Food Safety website:

    QUESTION: Is pet food safe for human consumption?

    ANSWER: U.S. laws require that pet foods be processed, so that they are safe for human consumption. Part of the logic behind this is that, when people lose jobs, the sale of pet food increases. Obviously, unemployed individuals on limited incomes are not buying pets. Hence, it is safe for humans to consume pet foods.

    Source: Kenneth N. Hall, Ph.D., professor emeritus, Department of Nutritional Sciences, University of Connecticut.

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    rockngolfer  over 12 years ago

    My cat likes the sauce part of dishes such as chicken florentine.Also likes salmon and tuna but no beef.

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    smalltownbrown  over 12 years ago

    Mystery meat, the staple of school hot lunch. Questionable odor, too.

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    jennyjenny  over 12 years ago

    For those talking about pet food being purchased when people are down on their luck: you can buy Ramen noodles and Spaghettios and other human food staples for a lot less than even the cheapest cat or dog food. That’s a myth that people do that.

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    zman111666  over 12 years ago

    How come they don’t have “mouse and gravy” cat food? Or “kitty kabob” flavored dog food? Sorry, My pets made me ask that.

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    Two Cats  over 12 years ago

    Or if cat food was created by cats: Minced Mice, Sparrow Stew, Ground Greens and Grasshoppers, Milk and Cream Medley, Tuna and Catnip Ambrosia.

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    Stagger Lee  over 12 years ago

    Gray is a color.Grey is a colour.

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    unca jim  over 12 years ago

    What with the price of cat food and the gasoline to go get it,it’s cheaper to let him out a few nights a week to forage for himself !

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    tnazar  over 12 years ago
    Brown meaty stuff, that sounds like school food.
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    hippogriff  over 12 years ago

    If pink slime is in pet food, they have to label it as “beef byproducts”, if in human food, they call it “lean beef” and don’t have to label it at all. Edible and palatable are two different things.

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    Michelle Morris  over 12 years ago

    I would really like to see the people who tout the merits of pink slime and who create the standards for food purity actually eat the “meat” they so proudly foist upon us. The entertainment value would be nothing less than exquisite!

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    iced tea  over 12 years ago

    I bought our one cat a can of cat food containing roast duck.

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    Llywus  over 12 years ago

    I love it, zman and Two Cats.@ hippogriff and Blackwolff: So-called “pink slime” has been used in ground beef for over 20 years and there is, or at least was, nothing wrong with the product. The only problem was the media frenzy and the nutjobs like that chef who mixed beef and household ammonia in a washing machine and then said, “eat this”. Unfortunately, because of the uproar, the company that manufactured this has filed for bankruptcy and many people have been put out of work. All because of a media-coined term and a media driven frenzy of self-righteousness. Oh, and thanks for helping to drive up the cost of hamburger!

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    Phosphoros  over 12 years ago

    I really like this one. :-) Even more so since I have cats and have spoiled them with wet canned food.

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    hippogriff  over 12 years ago

    Llywus: Sand in sugar, etc. had a long history until the Pure Food and Drug Law was enacted. Longevity of crime does not make it any less a crime.

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    AdrienneMalone  over 12 years ago

    Okay, hippogriff, and for just how long has been using “pink slime” in food been a crime? It isn’t unsafe, it just has an unpalatable name.Oh, and Reese828, I don’t feel at all guilty that I have more than some others. Neither do I envy those who have more than I. The choices I have made in my life have led me to where I am today, just like anyone else. While I do give to charity, I do so out of compassion, not guilt.And I only give to charities that offer a hand up. I will give nothing to charities that offer handouts.

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