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Beep.
Text: Sheriff car @ 2-stry brick hous!!
Beep.
Text: Big limb down @ yellow ranch!
Text: Veggie gardens past peak! Camper still 4 sale. Reduced! New kitten @ Wilsons!!!!!!
Arlo: The demands of the around-the-clock news cycle are brutal!
Hey, is anybody else getting these cool adds from Victoria’s Secret, and bikini companies, or is it just me, because I’m such a stud?